I was riding on a bus and a pastor came up to me and told me he had a great house to sell me for a really good price. So I looked and he was gonna sell me this huge house for only $20,000. I told him that it looks great but it is in Georgia and I need to stay in San Francisco because I work for Jews for Jesus. He told me he could talk to my boss and I could work from home. So next thing I know I am moving into this huge house fully furnished in the middle of the woods in Georgia with Sarah and our two kids.
Things couldn’t be better and the house looked great except in the master bedroom was a giant statue at the head of the bed of Aunt Jemima… yeah like the maple syrup. When I looked closely at it I thought I could see its eyes moving.
The next day I awoke and we decided to have a BBQ to celebrate that afternoon. I cooked up a bunch of burgers and the fumes of the food went into the house and all of a sudden the statue came to life and walked outside and demanded a burger. So I handed the statue a burger and it ate it and demanded more. I handed the entire plate over and it ate all the burgers. Once the burgers were all gone it demanded more and then went after the children. It caught one and ate him and we realized the horror and grabbed the other child and ran to the car. We rammed the statue with the car and drove away. I called the pastor and he told me that the statue will always demand sacrifice and never stop. I knew this deal was too good to be true.
I decided to send Sarah and the child overseas while I figured out a way to kill the statue. I flew to San Diego and Aaron met me there. We did a lot of research and could not find anything on how to kill it and one day as we were leaving the library at Point Loma Nazarene University the statue came out of the sewer. We ran but were trapped at a cliff above a bunch of really thick bushes and other plant life. We jumped off and landed hard on the bushes and we could not move out of them because they were so thick. The statue jumped after us and landed near Aaron. It grabbed his leg and was about to eat him when I pulled a screw driver out of my pocket and lunged at the statue and stabbed at its face as hard as I could. Aaron got free and the statue was just about to grab me when my alarm went off and I awoke. CRAZY!
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