So you are tired of the same old same old right, well don’t worry bout it because I’m about to fill you in on some knowledge son/daughter!
So for all my Jews who live in the city and are like “Oy Vey I live in a big city and I don’t have a back yard to put up a sukkah I guess I will just have to hang out with the crazy occupy people this Sukkot” FALSE!
I made you this video out of the kindness of my heart that will teach you how to build an Urban Sukkah. Check it out!
So for all my Jews who bought an Etrog for $40 or whatever and shook it around like it is some kind of giant lemon maraca, so you are like, “Oy Vey, I bought this expensive piece of fruit and now what am I suppose to do with it!? I guess I have to throw it away.” FALSE
I made you this video out of the kindness of my heart that will teach you how to cook an Etrog. Check it out!
So now Sukkot is fun again! You are probably now sitting in your Sukkah eating Etrog Fillet Mignon and thinking, “Oy Vey, Sean is so cool, he really helped me out this Sukkot, I think I will click “like” on this post and share it with all my Jewish friends and uninformed Gentile friends.” TRUE
And for all your uninformed Gentile friends here is a video that explains everything!
So now you know all about Sukkot!